there’s a new edible fleshlight going around by the name of
Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II
i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly
why get thinner when you can get more dinner
what the fuck ash
how does phone sex end?
so my dog was reunited with his parents today
and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER
you think this is a game, son?
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